

"You don’t have to like me? Or this arrangement? But if you keep leaving your tacky boxers on the bathroom floor I’m dumping them in a pile on the front lawn and having myself a bonfire.“
“First of all? You’re not allowed to tell me who I am or am not allowed to bring into my house. Lest you forget I’ve...
‣ ”i might even consider this if you stop bringing these random dudes to our house that end up wearing my shirts, use my...